February 2012
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January 2012
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Man receives multi-million dollar hospital bill...
If you thought your medical bills were outrageous, just imagine how unemployed door attendant, Alexis Rodriguez, felt when he received a multi-million dollar hospital bill in the mail last week. The 28-year-old Rodriguez, a native of the Bronx, was utterly shocked when he opened a bill from the Bronx-Lebanon Hospital and saw the amount owed staring back at him. According to the letter, Rodriguez...
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Master Car Thief, Steals car on E.
Do you remember when your driving instructor taught you always to check your gauges before heading off anywhere? Turns out it was good advice, but apparently, car thieves never got the memo. Last week in Coos Bay, Oregon, a man car jacked a young woman’s Honda Civic at a local shopping plaza. Police say he threw the woman from her car before speeding off. However, the thief didn’t get very far, as...
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I’m thinking of posting the stories/scripts I write for The Mirror on here every week. Maybe along with the clips of the show they go to (after it’s recorded.) For now though I’m just going to post the sports script I wrote for this week:
In the NFL this past week, Tebow-time finally ran out. The Denver Tebows (clear throat) I mean Bronco’s, suffered a humiliating loss to the New...
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December 2011
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November 2011
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The Legend and Commandments of Novembeard.
On the 11th month of the year 1 B.R. (Before Razor) the Pagan Beard God Feasóg stated that all men shall let their facial hair run untamed. Beards, after all, were Feasóg’s gift to mankind, and so he declared November shall be the month of no shave, no trim, no cut, Novembeard!
The 11 Commandments of Novembeard
1) Thou shalt not shave, trim, wax or pluck thy beard or mustache. All other hair...
October 2011
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WHAT A GAME! WHAT A GAME! GAME 7 HERE WE COME!
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CARDS FORCE GAME 7! GO RED BIRDS! →
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That was the greatest game I have ever seen. Game 7 tomorrow! 11in11!
Albert Pujols is a god among men. 3 home runs, 5 total hits & 6 rbis tonight to help us demolish Texas 16-7! #5 is the best player alive now…he proved that tonight! Were up 2-1 now…and The Machine is in attack mode again.
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Allen Craig is the definition of clutch!
Clutch: (Verb): to seize with or as with the hands or claws; snatch
(Noun): Allen Craig, St. Louis Cardinals Outfielder/First Baseman!
His second clutch hit in two World Series games. Can a pinch hitter win a World Series MVP?
Cards win game 1! We beat the Rangers 3-2 in an awesome first game. Only 3 more wins away from making it 11in11! Let’s go RedBirds!
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World Series Game 1 is tonight! Rangers vs. Cardinals. Carpenter vs. Wilson. Let’s make it 11in11 boys…beat them Rangers! I got my Cardinals winning in 5! Should be an awesome game tonight! GO CARDINALS!
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Palmer is a Raider!
Oakland traded for Carson Palmer today! Were currently 4-2 and looking good but unfortunately suffered a loss at QB last week when Jason Campbell was knocked out for the season with a broken collarbone. The Raiders were able to convince Mike Brown to trade his disgruntled holdout QB for 2012’s 1st round draft pick, and a conditional 2nd round draft pick for 2013 that could become a 1st if...
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We did it! The Cardinals are going to the World Series!
When Adam Wainwright was lost for the season in Spring Training people wrote us off…
When Albert got off to the slowest start of his career people wrote us off…
When we were hit by the injury bug time and time again people wrote us off…
When our pitching fell apart, and we squandered a division lead people wrote us...
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I have a potty mouth.
My mouth is dirty. Foul. Obscene. Just about any adjective you can find to describe someone who curses a lot fits the description of how I talk. It hasn’t always been this way, but over the past year or so it has become downright ridiculous. I cuss relentlessly, even in texts. It has lost its juvenile humor, and has become a problem. Not only do people find it disgusting and rather rude, I...
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I have really been sleeping on music a lot lately, not quite sure why but sort of fell out of keeping up with it. These are the albums I’m going to be giving heavy play over the next week or so.
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BTW, Albert Pujols has NOT played his last game as...
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CARDS WIN!!!!!
Carpenter pitched an absolute GEM of a game tonight, as my underdog Cardinals toppled The Phillies and their ace Halladay in a 1-0 classic to advance to the NLCS.
The team that everyone counted out is proving that it’s not over until they say its over. GO CARDINALS! Lets crush the Brew crew like we did in 82!
Anonymous asked: why wasnt i mentioned in that book of yours pal?
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Georgia Tech 222 Cumberland 0
I randomly stumbled across this story earlier tonight and was amazed by it. On October 7, 1916 in Atlanta Georgia a football game took place between Cumberland College and Georgia Tech. A little back story to the game is required first though. The two schools did not like each other, and in the spring of 1915 Cumberland pummeled Tech (than the Engineers, now the Yellow Jackets) in a baseball...
September 2011
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I have a competition in me, I want no one else to succeed.
– Daniel Plainview.
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August 2011
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I am just an artist, I am just a man. May not change the world, but let me...
– Wale
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